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lol this is a python repl

shift+enter to run code

MetaLink Web 5.0 Hyperportal from random import shuffle name = ["Web", "5.0", "Link", "Hyper", "Meta", "Portal"] shuffle(name) el = Element("hyperportal") el.element.innerText = " ".join(name)
from js import navigator navigator.userAgent el = Element("ostease").element if "Linux" in navigator.userAgent: el.innerText = "wow you're using linux? are you like a hacker or something?" if "Windows" in navigator.userAgent: el.innerText = "lol nice os. micro$oft winblows amirite?" if "Android" in navigator.userAgent: el.innerText = "humm you're on android? without gapps right? RIGHT?" if "iPhone" in navigator.userAgent: el.innerText = "wow an iphone user? really? wanna send me a linkedin friend request?" if "BSD" in navigator.userAgent: el.innerText = "BSD? more like borkedly software distribution amirite"

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